A lot of investors slowly turn into: full-time portfolio security guards 👀 Checking apps every: morning, lunch break, midnight, random bathroom trip 💀 Meanwhile the market is just doing chaotic market things regardless 😭 Rebalancing Sounds Way More Complicated Than It Is 😳 People hear: “portfolio rebalancing” …and suddenly imagine: spreadsheets, finance professors, 14 calculators, and somebody screaming about asset allocation 💀 But honestly? For most long-term investors… it can be ridiculously simple. Enter The 5% Rule 👀 Here’s the idea: You set a target allocation for your investments. Example: 70% stocks 📈 30% bonds 🛡️ Then you mostly LEAVE IT ALONE. No panic. No constant tweaking. No emotional chaos 😭 Once Per Year… Check It 👀 That’s it. One checkup. Not hourly. Not daily. Not “the market dropped 2% so I’m panicking” 💀 Just: “Did any asset drift more than 5% away from my target?” Example 😳 Let’s say your stock allocation...